Donald J. Drumpf: What To Expect At The Trump Convention

This year’s Republican convention is going to be huge!

Unfortunately, I had to cancel my plan to host the Convention at Mar-a-Lago and broadcast it exclusively on Pay-Per-View because certain loser GOP elites (looking at you, Reince!) insisted it had to be in Cleveland. Sad!

But, as I learned from all my bankruptcy negotiations, when life gives you lemons, launch Trump Lemonade. Coming soon to Cleveland! It may look exactly like Snapple with a new label slapped on, but at $15 a bottle it will taste like winning!

Here are just a few of the highlights to enjoy at the Trump Convention 2016:


Ted Nugent Sings the National Anthem: America’s finest patriot will kick-off the Trump Convention with a rousing rendition of The Star-Spangled Banner, including a new verse he’s added inviting Hillary to suck on his machine gun. NOTE: Ted Nugent’s participation is pending Secret Service approval.

First Trailer for “The Presidential Apprentice”: Delegates will also be treated to a preview of my new reality show—premiering November 9th on the Trump News Network!

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